Revelation! 666 is not the number of the beast (it's a devilish 616)

The Independent reports: "A newly discovered fragment of the oldest surviving copy of the New Testament indicates that, as far as the Antichrist goes, theologians, scholars, heavy metal groups, and television evangelists have got the wrong number. Instead of 666, it's actually the far less ominous 616."

This is a funny article, the last paragraph is the most hysterical. It also has humorous implications for people who have tattooed this number onto their skin.